Yvonne: "May I speak to Debbie, please?"
Me: "Mmmm, yes?"
Y: "Debbie ah?"
M: "Yvonne, is it?"
Y: "YAH! I'm back leh!"
-momentary silence-
M: "Aye, yeah! You're back! From Shang-ri La! Since when?!"
Y: "Last night!"
M: "Hey, you're really back... ... yeah...last night? Mmmm..."
Y: "You're still sleeping, right?"
1. weird
2. sadistic
3. mean
4. all of the above